thatnerdgirl26:

the amount of truth in this gif scares me

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

(Source: fawnbabe, via thecolfertomycriss)

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jonnovstheinternet:

He tried to give a flying fuck.
aines-little-space:

future me
Q: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????? PHIL SAID HE HAD A BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING ON THE RADIO 1! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING

danthrusts:

okay so

  • phil challenged dan to draw a cactus
  • yadayada
  • dan took quite a while on the cactus
  • later aled comes in
  • like he always does 
  • and molly too
  • and phil is like
  • "what would you do, molly, if a boyfriend was paying more attention to a cactus than you"
  • and dan looked v panicked
  • and you could like hear him inhale a lot
  • and then dan tried to play it off like ha ha a unique problem
  • and the phandom exploded
  • bc he pretty much outed phan

i hope this helped.

heres a video


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benedictcumberbatch:

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

??????? Are u ok?

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fforensic:

What’s Phil like? Phil is very quiet and thoughtful. He wont say much for a long time but they will suddenly say the best thing ever out of no where. He is like knowing someone who is walking in two worlds. This one, and another that no one else can see. I love him. 
mitchgrassismyqueenb:

i still laugh at the description of the ’Try Not To Laugh’ video of superfruit